That headline.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/03/2014 at 12:55 • Filed to: None

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crown victor victoria > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/03/2014 at 12:57

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That's a pretty epic crash

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/03/2014 at 12:58

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That comment.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/03/2014 at 13:00

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Driver(D) and co-driver(C) conversation

D: Hey let's go swimming!

C: We're in the middle of a race, NO

D: COME ON, looks fun

C: NO, don't you dare drive into that lagoon

D: Don't be such a wimp, I'm flooring it!

C: I will pull the e-brake you better f'ing turn!

D: WEEEEEEEE

C: FUCK, I'm pulling the e-brake

D: TOO LATE WEEEEEEEE SWIMMING TIME!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > crown victor victoria 04/03/2014 at 13:01

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It's a why did you lift/turn moment that results in a perfect single Orlove. 10/10

tifosi3317 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/03/2014 at 13:02

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Fooking A!! Not only did he clout the wall dead on he launched up it and landed in the water. Fun!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/03/2014 at 13:02

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MEGORLOVED. ORLOVITY.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/03/2014 at 13:03

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OPTIMUS ORLOVE.

crown victor victoria > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/03/2014 at 13:05

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Why did you everything/why didn't you anything is what that one looks like to me!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > crown victor victoria 04/03/2014 at 13:08

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I think the driver had a stroke.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/03/2014 at 13:13

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If only there was proof that they were eating a bagel and that the driver was SLR guy.

crown victor victoria > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/03/2014 at 13:18

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Sounds plausible. He does manage to lock the brakes, though.

Also, does that dude at the end get out his phone?! Jesus, help the people in the car you cretin, Farmville can wait!

Telumektar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/03/2014 at 13:19

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Lets hear what the German judge has to say about this pass.

"Perfect Orloving technique and execution: 10/10"

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > crown victor victoria 04/03/2014 at 13:21

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Gotta crush that candy, bro!

Trunk Impaired 318 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/03/2014 at 13:25

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It appears that cars which started life as a beetle are more prone to be Orloved. Also that appears to be an ultra sac-relige water cooled vintage Porsche

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > tifosi3317 04/03/2014 at 13:40

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And lost two wheels in the process. Weight reduction?

Raphael Orlove > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/03/2014 at 14:26

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ORLOVTIMUS PRIME

tifosi3317 > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? 04/03/2014 at 17:13

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Gotta give him the extra point for that and sticking the landing..:)

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > tifosi3317 04/03/2014 at 17:19

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Was the other side of the river a "Splash Zone"? Sea World style?

tifosi3317 > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? 04/03/2014 at 17:58

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Must have been. Hope they got out ok, gotta be quite a shock to miss your braking point in a road rally and end up upside down in water, lol

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > tifosi3317 04/03/2014 at 18:41

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Just think. You're going 70+mph down a road and in a split second, you're wet and upside down. That would be pretty insane.